Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

Tattoos Trick My Pussy

Are you 22? 45? I can’t tell!

Tattoos are to me what bright red lipstick is to incels on the internet. Enchanting, absolute sorcery. Evil catfishing. An unstoppable, deceptive force against nature itself.

Tattoos. Trick. My. Pussy.

1. Into thinking they’re buff

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