The Deli Counter of Affairs
Shopping list of extramarital satisfaction
“I want to do a checklist with you!” a potential affair partner wrote on Kik. “That would be amusing,” I responded.
So far, he was bright and funny. And oh, so amusing. Who knew if it would translate in person but in texting, I was enjoying myself.
Usually, Kik was where conversations went to die. This was a refreshing change of pace.
He started the questions:
1.Do you like receiving and giving oral?
“This is like the deli counter of affairs!” I said.
“Yup.”
“I’d like a quarter pound of big dick, and three-quarters of a pound of oral, and a third of a pound of tenderness.”
“HA!”
“Wait, add a quarter of a pound of dominant and lots of sprinkles of sex talk. OH, and change that to a half a pound of big dick.”
I was smiling. “What would yours be?” I asked.
“I go first,” he answered sternly.
“Dang! No back and forth? You’re no fun!”
