Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

Things I Don’t Want to Put in My Vagina

That have been advertised to me

A dissolving capsule filled with glitter to make sex “fun.” If I need that to make sex fun, something has already gone horribly wrong.

A tea I boil and put near my vagina to change its aroma. I don’t even really know how I’m supposed to get boiling hot tea close enough to my pussy to change its smell without, you…

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