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To the Man Who Told Me to Go Make a Sandwich

Sorry, but who the f*ck do you think you are?

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To the man who told me to go make a sandwich,

I don’t know you very well. After all, you’re just the friend of a friend of a coworker I met last weekend at a party. You were chugging bottles of Bud Light that you brought yourself (classy choice, by the way) and wearing a backward baseball hat with the New York…

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Ms. Part Time Wino

Ms. Part Time Wino

first of her name. writer of nonsense. queen of drinking wine.