Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

To Wank or Not to Wank?

That is the question….

Photo by Deon Black on Unsplash

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous horniness,

Or to take up sex-toys or fingers against a sea of vaginal wetness,

And by quickly rubbing one out, relieve it. To die in the little death- then wank

Some more, and by a wank to say we end

The pussy-ache and…

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Jupiter Grant

Jupiter Grant

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Writer, Poet, Narrator, Freelancer. Living in UK & my own head. Send queries here: jupiterslair@gmail.com. Buy me a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/jupitergrant