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Top 13 Things Women Do To Turn Men Off On Tinder

And you thought men were clueless!

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Many women have written ad nauseum about exactly how clueless guys on Tinder truly are. Opening lines like “Wassup, shorty?” or “What size are those?” just don’t make it for women. And I get that. But don’t kid yourself. Women on Tinder aren’t that much more enlightened than the men they make fun of. In fact, they do a lot…




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