Sex and Satire
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Sex and Satire

Watching Porn at 20 Versus 30

I was so naive

20: OMG. She is so hairless. She’s perfect. How did she do that? Her skin is so slippery, she literally looks like a Barbie. How can I look like that?

30: The kitty needs fur. What, like he’s never eaten a Starburst with the wrapper?

20: She seems to be getting off from just sucking his dick. Is that real? I never feel that way about…

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