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Sex and Satire

What She Said After She Told Me To ‘Shut The Front Door’

An evening of domestic commands

Sweep the foyer.

Decant the wine.

Defrost the sausage.

Squeeze the melons.

Spread the dough.

Finger the frosting.

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Christopher Shelley

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com