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Witnesses to a Crime of Passion
A Pet’s Point of View . . . Of their Owners Doing the Nasty
Privacy Prep — Rufus
Fetch! Fetch! He’s throwing the ball! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!
Gonna Get It! Gonna Bring It! Gonna Get It! Gonna Bring It!
Steve says, “Ok . . . that takes care of Rufus.”
Hey! . . . He’s accidentally closing the door! Oh No!
And Running . . . And Releasing . . . And Rolling . . . And Perfect!
That was a close one! Had I not got the ball in there just in time . . . I might have got locked out of our sleepy time room . . .
They would have been so sad if I got stuck out in the hallway during our sleepy time.
Privacy Prep — Goddess Nadine, Chaser of Mice
“So where the hell is she Steve? You need to find her!”
“Calm down Mary! I promise you! There’s no way Nadine can be in here! I’ve looked everywhere!”
“That better be true Steve, cause I can’t have you fucking me with that Cat watching. She totally creeps me out! She’s thinking something . . . I just can’t tell what?”
“I totally got this Mary . . . we’re fine! Just get undressed.”
