Your Sexy Whoroscope

It’s about to get hot out there, bitches

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I was always into astrology, but it involves a lot of math so I didn’t become an astrologer. I became a writer of sexy nonsense. So here I combine both my interests without using any math whatsoever. This is your “whoroscope”, ladies. You are in for a fun summer starting this June, and we are going to forget all our problems as we get crazy out there, am I…