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The Time A Global Pandemic Left Single Girls Dry AF

The Time A Global Pandemic Left Single Girls Dry AF

The story of a thirsty girl in a pandemic

Mar 4

Exit Survey Questions for Cheaters

Exit Survey Questions for Cheaters

Post meet questionnaire for the curious

Mar 4

Do Guys Have Lesbian Fantasies About Their Girlfriends?

Do Guys Have Lesbian Fantasies About Their Girlfriends?

Like, what if she were to slip her hot friend some tongue? And not in her mouth

Mar 4

“Hey” Dudebros That Can’t Handle Rejection

“Hey” Dudebros That Can’t Handle Rejection

Calling me that name is not the insult that you think it is

Mar 3

My Derrie-Air

Your face is a throne fit for a Queen

Mar 2

How to Understand Men

How to Understand Men

The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding— Shrek

Feb 28

I Know What It’s Like to Fuck You.

I Know What It’s Like to Fuck You.

and it’s not good.

Feb 28

How to Understand Women

How to Understand Women

Seek first to understand, and then to be understood — Homer Simpson

Feb 26

Back to Basics: Masturbation Without Fantasy

Back to Basics: Masturbation Without Fantasy

Can I actually get off without my favorite mind images?

Jennifer McDougall

Feb 25

Men Are Obsessed With My Self-Pleasuring Regime

Men Are Obsessed With My Self-Pleasuring Regime

Is masturbation a sign of being a good lover?

Feb 25

I Love My Job

William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

Feb 24

The Downside of a Shaved Bikini Line

The Downside of a Shaved Bikini Line

Beware the horrors of the ingrowing pubic hair!

Feb 21

My Landlord Schooled Me on Sex

My Landlord Schooled Me on Sex

And I was a willing student

Feb 20

The Dairy Queens

The Dairy Queens

And not the franchise

William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

Feb 20

The 5 Biggest Reasons Sex Robots Will Ruin The Lives Of Men In The Future

The 5 Biggest Reasons Sex Robots Will Ruin The Lives Of Men In The ...

Yes, they will replace us and you should be afraid

Feb 19

From A Pervert To A Sexual Saint

From A Pervert To A Sexual Saint

10 Foolproof Steps That’ll Revolutionize Your Sex Life

Feb 19

BNL’s Correct: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fungus

BNL’s Correct: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fungus

Don’t stay away from your lover for too long or death may be imminent

Jennifer McDougall

Feb 17

5 Romantic Presidents’ Day Activities that say “I’m sorry I forgot yesterday was Valentines Day”

5 Romantic Presidents’ Day Activities that say “I’m sorry I forgot ...

A studio apartment divided against itself cannot stand.” — Abraham Lincoln

Feb 15

What Cheaters Need To Know About Farting and Infidelity

What Cheaters Need To Know About Farting and Infidelity

Not farted in front of your Affair Partner? Don’t run away with them

Teresa J Conway

Feb 15

Valentine’s Day Cards For Your Pet That Could Also Be For Your Lover

Valentine’s Day Cards For Your Pet That Could Also Be For Your Lover

Haven’t we all wondered, “why can’t I just find the perfect I-could-give-this-to-a-pet-OR-my-lover card?”

Jennifer McDougall

Feb 14

Passion Parties Scare The Hell Out Of Me, But Star Trek Somehow Makes It All Bearable

Passion Parties Scare The Hell Out Of Me, But Star Trek Somehow Mak...

Yes, you read that title correctly

Feb 13

Sex With An Older Man

Sex With An Older Man

Shhh! Don’t tell anyone. There aren’t enough of us to go around.

Charles H. Roast

Feb 12

Your Balls Are Not My Problem.

Your Balls Are Not My Problem.

A series of haikus

Feb 12

Mr. Wiggles

Poem for a surprisingly satisfying dildo

Feb 11

What Valentine’s Day Candy Really Says

What Valentine’s Day Candy Really Says

Sweethearts, it’s time you get an update

Jennifer McDougall

Feb 11

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