20 Quotes About Masturbation
Out of the mouths of horndogs
Who doesn’t love to think about, and occasionally talk about, masturbation? Since May is National Masturbation Month, I know I’ll be talking about it a lot in the coming weeks. But, of course, people always have something to say about it and the following are 20 of my favorite masturbation quotes.
1. “Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation.”
-Richard Feynman
2. “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
-Lily Tomlin
3. “Masturbation — the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.”
-Thomas Szasz
4. “In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there’s no real market for masturbation, I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.”
-Les Claypool
5. “Reading — like masturbation — is something you do alone and very little in life brings more pleasure.”
-Chloe Thurlow
6. “Masturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if that’s inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest…
