Quickie: Why Your Uber Eats Deliveries Smell Like Sex
They may smell like piss too
You’re having a nice movie date night with your partner. You order your favorite food, pop open a bottle of wine, and think about the hot sex you’re going to have as soon as the credits roll. Your order arrives, you pay the Uber Eats driver, and get ready to dig in. But you smell something…off. You sniff the bag to figure out if the restaurant screwed up your order and you get a whiff of something familiar.
“Why do I smell sex?” you ask your partner, who shrugs, knowing full well you haven’t even started getting hot and heavy yet.
But what you and your partner don’t know is the real culprit of your olfactory perplexity: your delivery driver.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: Don’t fuck with the people handling your meals.
At least that’s what a study conducted by Circuit Route Planner suggests. In a survey of over 500 delivery drivers, researchers found that 25 percent of them have had sex in their car while making deliveries. And if they’re not fucking around your food, 10 percent of them may urinate on or around your home before getting the order to you. If you’re lucky, you’ll get the 80 percent of drivers who admit to…
