Sex and the Florida Man
7 times Florida Man got horny…then arrested
If you’re a true crime junkie, you’re well-acquainted with the Florida Man. Florida Man owns a pet gator and has no compunction about leaving it in a hot tub in the backyard, throwing it at you, or smacking you with it. He’ll steal $300 worth of merchandise from Kmart soon after buying an $8 million island. He’ll try to exchange drugs for food at the McDonald’s drive-thru window or proposition sex from an undercover cop in exchange for a hamburger. Simply put: Florida Man has no fucks to give, so it’s not surprising that he takes his renegade attitude with him into the bedroom. And of course, Florida Man’s weird sexual activities oftentimes land him in the clink. Here are seven cases of the Florida Man’s antics in his full hilarious and horny glory.
Getting Stuffed
A Florida Man with a clear plush fetish took to Target to get his rocks off by first dry humping a stuffed toy of Olaf* from Frozen until he ejaculated, and then moving on to getting busy with a stuffed unicorn. When 20-year-old Cody Meade explained his weird masturbation habits to police, he admitted that he had done “stupid stuff” — and his own father concurred, claiming he “has a history of this type of behavior.” Meader was arrested for criminal mischief and the stuffed toys were destroyed.
