The Sex Context: Horny Halloween Haunting

Stock photo flash fiction

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“What are you doing here?”

“It’s Halloween! Don’t look so scared.”

“Why wouldn’t I be scared? You’re not supposed to be here! Are you haunting me?”

“You’re faking it, Adam.”

“What?”

“I know faking it when I see it! Heaven knows I did it all the time. Why do you think I’m coming back to haunt you?”

“Why?”

“Because I was comparing notes with the other ladies in the afterlife and realized they had much better sex than I did!”

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