The Sex Context: Lonely Holiday Lust
Stock photo flash fiction
“Miss Bowen, have any gentlemen callers come around looking for me today?”
“I’m afraid not, Miss White.”
“But how could that be? Didn’t you put word out that I was sick and needed looking after?”
“I most certainly did!”
“So why has no one come to check on me then? It’s been over a week! What am I supposed to do for the holidays?”
“Miss White, don’t you know you can’t get a man into bed by pretending to have the vapors?”
And alas, Miss Robin White learned the hard way not to take seduction advice from her chronic hypochondriac friends.
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