5 Fun Vagina Facts We Bet You Didn’t Know

Vaginas are awesome.

Sex With T.S.
Nov 6 · 3 min read

Vaginas are awesome.

That’s right I said they’re awesome.

Adam may have been created first, but God got it right when he made Eve and her lady bits.

But even though the vagina is super awesome, for many, it’s still shrouded in mystery.

How much do you really know about your lady bits?

For many, I bet the answer is not much.

So here are five fun vagina facts that show the awesomeness of your lady bits.

1. The vagina is like a sock — or balloon.

While only 3 to 4 inches long it can expand up to 200% when aroused (or to pop out a baby).

So for you ladies who only like Big Ones, your kitty cat will expand to fit your man just fine and if doesn’t do so naturally, you can use dilators to expand your lady parts.

No need for painful sex or small penises. No disrespect to small penises.

2. Pubic hair has a biological function.

I told you I’d never wax.

Contrary to what the beauty and porn industry tell you your lady bits are covered with fuzz for a reason

First, it acts as the first round of STD protection for your vajayjay.

Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically ready to procreate.

And last, it’s a pheromone port that traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land.

3. God liked the lady bits more than the male bits.

While the head of the penis has 4000 nerve endings, the vagina has 8000.

More neve endings equal more pleasure, so ladies thank God for your vagina and your multiple orgasms.

4. Vaginas and sharks have something in common.

Both contain squalene, a substance that naturally exists in sharks’ livers and one that exists in the vagina’s natural lubricant.

It’s one of several substances that prepare the vagina for sex and (hopefully) a good time. That’s not a bad thing for the vagina to have in common with sharks, it could have been sharks’ several rows of teeth.

Ouch.

5. Your vagina can ejaculate (or squirt) just like a man’s.

There is quite a bit of debate on just how many women are capable of female ejaculation with some estimates saying only ten percent of women are capable of doing so.

So don’t feel bad if you’re not capable of ejaculating.

There is also a fair amount of debate on whether what’s happening is squirting or just peeing.

Since I’ve been a squirter a time or two in my life, I can say with complete certainty it wasn’t urine, regardless of what some experts argue.


There you have it, five fun facts about your vagina.

It’s good to know the glorious secrets of your lady bits.

Contrary to popular belief the vagina is not inferior to the more revered penis.

Anything that can deliver babies and give its owner multiple orgasms deserves respect and celebration.

So give your vagina a little self-love today to let her know you care and appreciate her and all her glory.

Your guide to great sex.

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