Sex Toy Buying Guide

Top 10 Bestselling Realistic Dildos and Dongs

Looking for a realistic dildo? Here are the most popular options we sell and what to look for when buying your dildo.

Sex With T.S.
Dec 6, 2019 · 7 min read
All American Whopper Dong

Realistic dildos are some of the most popular sex toys we sell at the Sex With T.S. Shop. The reason for their popularity can be found in their name.

Realistic dildos mimic the real thing as much as possible. From the head to the shaft, to balls, and even veins, many realistic dildos want you to forget you’re using a sex toy.

Unfortunately, the most realistic of the realistic dildos are often made of a real-feel material that is also highly porous. While I always encourage people to buy only body-safe sex toys, many people can’t resist the real fee of these less-safe sex toy materials.

How to Choose the Perfect Realistic Dildo

When shopping for a realistic dildo, you need to decide just how realistic you want to go:

  1. Detail — all realistic dildos have a glans head, but you have a choice of having veins along the shaft and balls or no balls. Get as realistic as you like.
  2. Material — as mentioned, the most popular and most realistic sex toy materials are your Fanta-Flesh, Real-Feel, or other lifelike sex toy materials, but they are also not body safe and are highly porous, meaning bacteria can get trapped in the dildo, making it near impossible to keep clean. Other popular and safer materials include silicone, glass, and ABS plastic.
  3. Size — as you would expect, realistic dildos come in all sizes. The Average Joe line of dildos keeps the size to a very realistic five or six inches. Others are a little less realistic and are in the 10-inch to 12-inch range. And there is every option in between.

Following are the most popular realistic dildos we sell. All dildos will be marked as body-safe or not so you can make an informed decision on which realistic dildo is for you.

1. The Boy in Blue 6.5-Inch Dildo with Suction Cup

The Boy In Blue Dildo

Brand: Loverboy
Body Safe: No
The Boy in Blue has expertly created lifelike features that are enough to make you cum. The texture is designed to be as close to the real thing as possible so it can deliver toe-curling sensations.

Use the suction cup base to stick to any cool, dry surface and go to town on this bad boy. It will become your best friend and your loverboy when you’re between relationships.

No need for a girl to go without orgasms when the Boy in Blue is available.

2. Basix Realistic Slim 7-inch Dildo

Basix Realistic Slim 7-Inch Dildo

Brand: Basix Rubber Works
Body Safe: No
Here is a dildo that is an absolutely perfect size for beginners.

The Basix Realistic Slim 7-Inch Dildo’s suction cup offers exciting hands-free solo play fun.

It features a dramatically curved body that directly stimulates the G-spot for the ultimate orgasmic experience.

It can also be used for anal play. The waterproof feature makes it a perfect companion for your erotic shower time.

3. The Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock

The Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock

Company: Doc Johnson
Body Safe: No
You wanted the real thing, and The Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock by Doc Johnson is looking to give it to you.

You will love the realism this ejaculating dong gives you. Its lifelike features offer the ultimate in internal stimulation, and its sizeable girth and length will fill you up completely.

Similar to real life, the cleanup on The Amazing Squirting Realistic Cock is a bit labor-intensive. If there was one major downside to this realistic dong, that would be it.

4. All American Whopper With Balls

All American Whopper Dong

Brand: All American Whopper
Body Safe: No
For those who enjoy a realistic look and feel during their solo sexy time, the All American Whopper 6.5-Inch Dong is the perfect realistic dildo for you.

Its smooth tapered tip will feel amazing upon insertion before swelling into a thick, satisfying shaft that will totally fill you up.

The balls offer a great handle for thrusting, helps stimulate the clitoris, and ensures safe play by preventing deep penetration.

5. King Cock 9-inch Uncut Dildo

King Cock 9-Inch Uncut Dildo

Brand: King Cock
Body Safe: No
Make way for the King!

This King Cock 9-Inch Uncut Dildo offers extreme realism with its great girth and length and its uncut tip.

It is soft enough to feel real, but hard enough to satisfy you.

The dual-density feature offers a soft outer layer coupled with a dense muscular inner layer that helps maintain rigidity.

The King boasts a nice wide ballsy base that acts as a barrier against too-deep penetration and adds stability in a harness.

6. Colours Pleasures 8 inches Silicone Dildo

Colours Pleasures 8-Inch Silicone Dildo

Company: Colours Pleasures
Body Safe: Yes
Made from the best medical-grade silicone this Colours Pleeaures realistic dildo has an amazing has a length and girth for those who like their dildos big. Very big.

The veiny exterior texture offers a tingling friction stimulation while inside you. This dong is incredibly flexible, which is perfect for hitting all your sweet spots.

The silicone allows for temperature play, so warm it up or cool it down to add even more sensations to your playtime.

7. Crystal Jellies Anal Starter 6-Inch Dildo

Crystal Jellies Anal Starter Dildo

Company: Crystal Jellies
Body Safe: No
The fabulous anal sensations this dildo offers are perfect for first-timers.

The Crystal Jellies Anal Starter’s non-intimidating small size and slim figure guarantee a painless experience as you slide it in. Use lube generously, of course.

The soft, beautiful jelly-feel shaped head lets you insert the dildo with ease.

The ribbed texture and tapered head add to the realistic look and feel, and its flared, suction cup base allows for hands-free fun and safe play when using anally.

8. Colours Pleasures 5-inch Silicone Dildo

Colours Pleasures 5-Inch Silicone Dildo

Brand: Colours Pleasures
Body Safe: Yes
Not everything has to be big.

The Colours Pleasures Silicone Dildo’s size is reminiscent of the real thing making it a popular choice for those looking for realistic dildos.

It is unbelievably realistic, right down to its thick, squeezable balls.

Its sweet size and silicone exterior make it a conveniently low-maintenance sex toy. The lifelike look plus its temperature receptive outer layer makes it a good companion on lonely nights.

The Colours Pleasures 5-Inch Silicone Dildo is also bendable so you can angle it to hit your g-spot, but it is also firm, making it great for penetration and thrusting.

9. Shane Diesel Realistic Dong

Shane Diesel Realistic Dong

Company: NS Novelties
Body Safe: No
This ultimate bad boy is molded directly from Shane Diesel’s cock and balls.

It is so realistic it’s as if you were actually holding Shane’s dick in your hand.

This porn star dildo comes with a suction cup base making it great for hands-free fun.

It’s also waterproof, so take the Shane Disel Realistic Dong wherever you want to go when you’re looking for some sexy solo time.

10. The Realistic Cock UR3 Black Dildo

Realistic Cock UR3 Black Dildo

Brand: The Realistic Cock
Body Safe: No
It’s big and black and ready to mingle.

Doc Johnson wanted to put the real in realistic with this cock as it is molded from a real penis, so the head, veins, shaft, and balls are very much models of the real thing.

This Realistic UR3 Cock uses Doc Johnson’s groundbreaking dual-density technology that creates two-layers, one hard on the inside, the other soft on the outside to give you the realistic feel of an erect cock.

If you’re only going to buy one realistic dildo, this one is it. With its suction cup base, The Realistic CockUR3 Black Dildo is great for both vaginal and anal play.

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