1.2 Billion Men Don’t Know Where the Clitoris Is Located
360 million women have never had an orgasm.
Fuck losing weight in 2021. If you are a woman and haven’t had an orgasm, then this is your new New Year’s resolution. If you are a man and think that the clit is inside the vagina or that the clit is the g-spot, I also have a resolution for you. Learn the vulva. Yes, you can ride it. No, it is not a car.
Two years ago, a YouGov study surveyed over 2,000 British adults, asking them to label the parts of a woman’s anatomy. Of the men surveyed, 31% of them could not label the clitoris. I did the math. Assuming variables and other totally unscientific stuff I made up, I extrapolated the numbers to the earth’s population, coming up with 1.2 billion men don’t know where to locate the clitoris.
Why is this important? Because studies show that around 10% of women have never had an orgasm. This percentage includes masturbation. As for the porn-watching dudes that think plunging their throbbing massive cock into a tight pussy is the way to go…wrong. Only 18% of women climax from penetrative sex. Over 75% of women need clitoral stimulation for orgasm. So….10% of women never had an orgasm?
Surprise! Some women don’t know about their clit, either.
Let’s help each other climax
I help you find the clit; you help me get the page views. You, or your partner, get off, and I get off, but in different ways. Think of it as a weird, half-sexual, half-monetized circle jerk.
To help you find the clit, I will use some free pictures I found on the internet. NO! Not those types of pictures. You can do your own research on those sites later (after you take your time reading my article, of course). I don’t want to get banned from here.
I’m going to use a family-friendly picture of a pea in a pod. See:
Fun fact: I used to do PowerPoint as a freelance gig, and even sold a presentation used in front of Sir Paul McCartney. (Speaking of, I wonder if Paul can locate the clit? Paul, if you’re reading…