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A Grown Man’s Budding Relationship with His Prostate Massager

A tale of mishaps for any man looking to take on a new kinky hobby.

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I’d found myself in a terrible position. I’d bought the right lube. I’d laid down in the ideal position. I’d completed a round of four-in-seven-out breathing exercises. I’d managed to get the prostate massager where it needed to go only to realize…




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Benjamin Davis

Benjamin Davis

columnist: Lustery | co-founder: Sexography | My writing is like a bunch of people at a party trying to tell different jokes at the same. But hornier.

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