Five Signs a Man Will be Good in Bed
Watch for these clues before you have sex with him
You have probably heard the hackneyed quote from Forest Gump. “…life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Well, when it comes to sex, you sort of do know what you are going to get. Before you take that bite, you almost always see the orange creme or molasses nastiness dripping out of the corners.
Here’s how to avoid a mouthful of apricot creme when you are expecting milk chocolate.
Does he watch A LOT of porn?
Men who watch too much porn make love like whipped mules. There I said it. Set the trolls loose on me.
Of course, some women like the rough sex that you see in porn. And some don’t. And many only want it rough occasionally. Rough sex is like fast food. Sure, it’s delicious now and again, but you will burst an artery if you eat it every day. So let’s save the pounding for beating the dust out of the carpet.
Women’s needs are complicated, but a skilled lover is intuned with his partner’s nonverbal cues.
But in porn, women are acting. Sorry, those moans are not real. Eventually, porn aficionados cannot distinguish a real sign of arousal from an actress acting aroused…
