Sexography
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Sexography

How to Know If You Are Bad at Sex

For all genders and sexual orientations.

Image by Sasin Tipchai from Pixabay

Hollywood lies about sex. If Idris Elba and Beyoncé had sex in a movie, there would be sweat that glistens instead of stinks, hair that flows over the pillow instead of sticking out at all angles like a dog-licked Elmo doll. Idris Elba would say something sexy like, “I’m gonna do bad things to you,” instead of “ah! shit, my toe just…

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