I Like Dildos or Real Penises Better Depending on the Occasion

Please don’t make me choose between one or the other.

Mysterious Witt
Nov 1 · 3 min read

I am of the opinion that no sex toy can ever replace a good, old-fashioned dick.

First, you have the softness of the skin. Then there’s the way it’s hard and yet still bends to accommodate your every need. And let’s not forget that it’s…

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