If You Don’t Lick, You Can Suck It!
How can you be her lover if you’re appalled by a part of her?
— I’m not into licking.
— You mean, you don’t go down on women? Why not?
— I don’t know… it turns me off.
— Huh? Why?
— It makes me feel like this: [insert picture of a cow licking a mineral block].
Yes, this happened. Luckily not to me, but to a girlfriend of mine, which doesn’t make it any better. Needless to say, this was as far as she went with him.
I was told the story because cow-boy had messaged me too, and so I reached out to my trusted group of kinky girlfriends to ask if they knew him. I wasn’t actually interested, but he’d been lurking around my social profiles, and since the scene is small our sisterly screening system is near-foolproof.
Turned out, he was an even bigger goon than my first impression had led me to believe.
There’s a colossal difference between tapping into your inner sex slave for the night, and actually being seen as one.
Your typical wannabe macho-“dominant”, carefully hiding his insecurities behind oiled up and suntanned six-pack selfies, he…
