Man Seeking Cuddle Buddy (Boners Optional)

Why won’t men crawl into bed with me for a little cuddle-sesh?

Photo by Connor Wilkins on Unsplash

originally published in Lustery POV

Look, I’m not saying you want to fuck your dog. I’m just asking the question: Do you want to fuck your dog?

Wait, sorry. Hold on, let me start from the beginning.