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Nice Guys Don’t Finish Last and Jerks Don’t Get Laid

It just takes us all way too long to realize this.

Photo by Julian Myles on Unsplash

When I was a kid, I had an uncle with no teeth who used to tell stories about a rabbit. He’d take out his false teeth, sit down on a stool, and all the children would gather around, cross-legged, hands-on-chins, doe-eyed, engrossed.

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Benjamin Davis

Benjamin Davis

columnist: Lustery | co-founder: Sexography | My writing is like a bunch of people at a party trying to tell different jokes at the same. But hornier.