Orgasms are the Fountain of Youth
Two women chatting about pleasure in a tea shop.
“Would you like that hot or cold?” she asked.
She appeared to be in her mid-twenties. Olive skin, mysterious eyes, and plump lips. Her chocolate-colored hair was pulled into a messy bun high atop her head, which complimented her oval face. Her voice had depth. Her energy was electric. And her smile was contagious.
“Let me see,” I replied pensively. “I gotta check my inner thermostat first because I’m a woman of a certain age, and private summers have become a thing!” I laughed.
“Whaaaatttt! What are you… late twenties? Early thirties?” She asked.
“Ha! I’m damn near 50… but I appreciate your generosity!” I replied with a smile.
“Get the eff out! You are not!” She replied emphatically.
“Just turned 44 last week, actually. And I have a grown daughter.” I said.
“I am totally inspired! I hope I look as good when I’m your age,” she said with a smize.
That’s when I leaned in and laid down some real truth. “You know what the secret is?”
“What?” she asked, clearly intrigued.
“Orgasms. If you cum at least 4 times a week, everything about life is amazing. You’ll…