HUMEROTICA

Please Don’t Call It “Eating Me Out.”

I prefer “dancing with my delicate budgie’s tongue.”

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I know, she looks a little grumpy and he looks resigned. They really need to read this article.

Eating out is going to Waffle House. Dancing with my delicate budgie’s tongue is the opposite of going to Waffle House. Let me show you how to make…