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Please Stop Telling Me My Penis Is Huge

We both know it’s not.

Photo by Charles Deluvio on Unsplash

My penis and I have been together for a long time. We’ve been about as intimate as the laws of physics allow. So, when a woman tells me, either before, during, or after sex, “Oh, you’re so big!”

I know they are lying.

I know they are lying because of a man named (I shit you not) William Bedwell (That’s Mr

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Benjamin Davis

Benjamin Davis

columnist: Lustery | co-founder: Sexography | My writing is like a bunch of people at a party trying to tell different jokes at the same. But hornier.