Oct 22, 2020
5 min read
Ranking the Bedroom Skills of Popular Monsters and Ghouls
Based on the sex you had in college.
The Mummy —
She’s clingy and wants to be held, a lot. She only does missionary and insists on crossing her arms over her chest. She was the Psychology / Marketing double major you brought home from the local dive bar. You had an okay time, but she talks in her sleep…
