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Ranking the Bedroom Skills of Popular Monsters and Ghouls

Based on the sex you had in college.

The Mummy —

She’s clingy and wants to be held, a lot. She only does missionary and insists on crossing her arms over her chest. She was the Psychology / Marketing double major you brought home from the local dive bar. You had an okay time, but she talks in her sleep…



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Brian Abbey

expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey