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Sex is a Lot Like Pizza

29 similarities you probably didn’t expect.

Photo by LikeMeat on Unsplash
  1. Sometimes you can walk into a room and tell someone just ate pizza. Like a lot of pizza. It’s as if they rubbed pizza into the carpet and the walls. You should be careful not to step in any pizza sauce.
  2. Don’t dismiss a pizzeria just because it looks boring or plain. An unassuming pizzeria can serve shockingly good pizza. So…

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Brian Abbey

Brian Abbey

expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey brianabbeywriter.com