The Anti-Sex Bucket List

A list of all the sexual deeds I am in no rush to try.

Brooklyn Thomas
Sexography

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I’ve seen a lot of wonderful sex bucket lists over the past week or so. Reading them meant that I wanted to do my own, however, to avoid repeating what has already been said and done by other authors I have decided to do mine with a twist — detailing all the things that have never interested me sexually.

I pride myself on being someone who is down to try anything once however, there are some things that I am in no rush to explore. Some may surprise you whereas others may be a little common.

*Disclaimer — all the things mentioned below are my own personal preferences. Just because I am not a fan, doesn’t mean you won’t enjoy them. If at any time you read something that comes across as borderline kink-shamey, please don’t hesitate to tell me and I’ll find a way to rephrase the content of this essay!

Threesomes

People are always surprised when I tell them I’ve never had a threesome. Even more so when I tell them it’s something I’m in no rush to try out. It just seems like too many people. I’ve seen porn and someone always gets the short straw!!

Though we all know porn isn’t representative of real life, I can’t help but think there will be a lot more repositioning than fucking going…

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Brooklyn Thomas
Sexography

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