Humerotica

Welcome To My Sexy Sex Theatre

Many women like to ham it up, did you know that?

Don’t be scared! (Adobe)

I dated a doctor named Doctor Joel. I hate him now. We never speak, although he does talk a lot of shit about me to our mutual friends. None of it is true.

But although I am bitter about him, the one thing I fondly remember about Doctor Joel is that he was the…