What Masturbation Secrets Do You Have?
No — really — I am running out of ideas.
Masturbation is like murder: if you don’t thoroughly clean up after, someone is bound to find the DNA evidence. This means that every boy who claims to not know how to clean their room is a fucking liar. If they can manage to hide a decade of splooge, I think they can figure out how to pick up their goddamn socks.
But it’s like murder in another sense too, and that’s if you don’t talk about it, no one ever has to find out…
Is that actually a good thing though?
The reason boys tend to be so secretive is because masturbation is not something we get much education on — especially when we’re young. It makes sense. For parents, it’s a matter of when do you talk about masturbation? How do you approach it? How old should they be before I bring it up? And for a young boy, it’s more, “Is this okay? Am I doing it right? Who do I talk to about this?”
Because, more often than not, we don’t learn about masturbation from a reliable source. Nah, we learn it from our jackass friends or by experimenting. And by experimenting, I do mean that — my close friend told me recently that for the first three years of his masturbatory life he would get off by rubbing his penis between his palms like he was…
