Why You Should Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel

The lessons we can learn from sex-craved animals

Ash Jurberg
Jun 24 · 6 min read
Photo by Milo Miloezger on Unsplash

You and me, baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

The song the Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang was on high rotation in my college years. Full of sexual puns, it had to be included on my…