Why You Should Love a Man With a Foot Fetish
You don’t know what you’re missing.
I know what you’re thinking — having a foot fetish is gross, icky, dirty, perverted. I’ve heard it all before. Everyone thinks we’re just some sick fucks who jerks off with smelly socks while watching a girl walk barefoot in pig shit. Those types of dudes are out there, and yes, they are gross, disgusting individuals — no argument there. But there is a good kind of foot fetish. Dare I say, respectable even.
Women with clean, well kept, slender, smooth, tanned feet — whose toes don’t look like they could peel an orange — are sexy as they come. Whether you’re wearing flip flops, wedges, high heels, or just plain ol’ barefoot, it gets the juices flowing all the same. I’m getting wood just thinking about it. But — and this is a big BUT — if your feet look like a lizard gripping tree bark, then you need to do the world a favor and put some fucking sneakers on.
Most women are taken aback by a man with a foot fetish. They find it taboo; on the same level as fucking a first cousin. I find, those women are either insecure about their broke-ass gorilla feet or they haven’t met a man who can properly incorporate those pretty little tootsies into everyday intimacy for both parties to enjoy. If you’re skeptical, I understand. So, here are a few reasons why you should embrace a man with a foot fetish and what he brings to the table.
I’m going to assume that the majority of women like foot rubs. Well, shit, you’re in luck — foot rubs are like foreplay for guys like me. Nothing makes me happier than a pair of sexy feet on my lap, gently caressing and massaging them for hours. Oh, you want a foot rub with lotion? You don’t have to ask me twice. But be fair warned, it will most likely end up with my cock in between your feet. Don’t mind me though; I won’t disturb you. You keep watching Real Housewives while I bang out a load with your patas. I’ll handle the cleanup; you just relax and enjoy your feet being messaged with a cock.
If you like foot rubs, then you must like pedicures, right? Guess what? We like it when you get pedicures too. We want to keep those babies silky smooth and looking sexy 24/7. Personally, I spare no expense for my lady’s pedicure protocol. Weekly? Biweekly? Monthly? Whatever needs to happen to keep them in top-notch condition. I budget for it monthly. And not under miscellaneous expenses either; it has its own column. And just so we’re clear, I’m not talking about some cheap pedicure either. No, no — my lady gets the platinum pedicure package that makes her feet feel like silk. French tip, hot pink, dark red, bright orange; we can experiment with all kinds of nail polish. You want that little jewel thing or one of those flowers painted on your toes — I’m game for it all as long as it looks good wrapped around my cock.
But let’s get down to the real fucking deal. If you ladies have never had an orgasm while a man sucks on your toes, then you are missing out on a euphoric experience. Just imagine, you come home from a fresh pedicure. Your man takes one look at your freshly pampered feet and can’t help himself. He throws you on the bed, eats that pussy like it’s his last meal and then starts giving you that good dick. You’re on your back with your feet in the air in a modified missionary. He’s rubbing your clit while he’s smashing that pussy like you’re about to leave him. Right as you’re about to cum he starts sucking your toes, bringing your normal orgasm to a new level of uncharted pleasure. It feels dirty and wrong, but oh-so-fucking right that you’ll never want it to stop.
I know what you’re about to say. “Ewww! That’s gross! No way! I can’t believe you’d do that.” I’ve heard it all. But check it out; if I’m willing to put my mouth on your feet, guess what else I’m willing to do? That’s right — I’m down to eat that ass. Eating ass is a whole other topic but just know that men with a foot fetish are game to do a lot more than the regular Joe-Shmoe will do.
Call us freaks if you want. There is bound to be judgment — I’m well aware. The majority of men with a foot fetish are too embarrassed to bring it up to their significant other and vice-versa. Here’s the down a dirty though — If you haven’t been with a man who is obsessed with your feet, you are missing out on copious amounts of pampering and sexual deviancy that can bring you closer together as a couple. So, get out there, find a dude with a foot fetish and let him suck and fuck your feet until his heart's content — you won’t be disappointed. And if it doesn’t work out, at least you’ll at least get some free pedicures out of the deal.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to find some feet to fuck.
