You Can Get a “Fitbit” for Your Penis

A sexual super gadget

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Imagine if you could have a Fitbit that tracked not just your steps, heart rate, and sleep patterns, but also the magical powers of your penis.

Sounds like a fantasy, right?

Not anymore. Introducing the “Fitbit” for your dick — a revolutionary device designed to help you monitor and control the mechanics of your…