You Owe That Penis-Mouth a Kiss

A breakdown of the dumb excuses men give for not kissing after a blowjob.

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Whatever other beautiful things your partner’s mouth may ever do; speak your vows, name your firstborn child, or eulogize you at your funeral, the hardest thing that mouth will ever do for you just ended with you blowing a load in it. So — if that mouth wants a kiss —