SEX & SEXUALITY
I Recorded Myself Climaxing To Hear What Sounds I Make
When you make a living faking orgasms, it pays to study the real thing…
As someone who earns their living not only by voicing a lot of erotic audiobooks, but also working as a phone sex operator on an adult chat line, I spend a lot of my time pretending to orgasm. Whether it’s narrating a sexy moment in an erotic book, or satisfying a caller who wants to hear me cum, it seems not a day goes by that I am not called upon to pull out some moans, sighs, and “Oh, yes, baby”s.
Faking orgasms requires a little nuance and underplaying in order to really sell the performance. We’ve all watched bad porn films where caterwauling women shriek their way through the most unconvincing of fake orgasms, right? An over-acted pseudo-gasm can really break the spell and pull you out of a horny fantasy and back into the humdrum quicker than you can say ‘Alektra Blue’.
I certainly didn’t want to be guilty of spoiling anyone’s febrile fantasies. Although I faked plenty of orgasms in my younger years (thanks to men who treated my body like little more than a fleshlight with a pulse), more recent times have seen me mercifully out of practice where it comes to faking it. So, in order to up my counterfeit cum game, I armed myself…
