Sex Mishaps and Bloopers

There are times where you ask yourself, “WTF just happened?”

Average Don Juan
Nov 4 · 10 min read
Photo by Sarah Kilian on Unsplash

I found myself laying there on the bed in so much pain that I was seeing stars and had just let out the worst silent scream I can ever recall having.

The woman I was with at the time was on the floor beside the bed, I glanced over and she was clearly dazed and confused. I was in no position to…

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Average Don Juan

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Your average, everyday mid-40’s sexually adventurous guy that’s sharing his stories. You can reach me at: averagedonjuan@gmail.com

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