If I were God

if I were God,
i would carve my seat
at the foot of the mountains

and ask for an offering
just so you men can
have a feel of what God smells like


if I were God
i’d slay half of the world
not for sin but for ignorance


ignorance. why would you,
you men of insight,
not know who i am


if I were God
i’d be visible.
he who sees me sees


and he who

can’t bear the sight
banished.


if I were God
i’d enforce music
in all schools.


all students play for me
in those moments
when men grieve me.


if i were God
i’d get a fancy name.
Jehovah? No!


i’d get a fancy name.
Not Plectus or Insignia
but a name like ‘Seye’.


if i were God
i’d eat fruits, grapes
just like you darling.


and take those tears
from your eyes
because i’d be everywhere


if i were God,
being magistrate
wouldn’t be hard


i’d wave my hands
and all things will be simple
all things will be simple


if i were God,
i would not think
like i have just written


because wisdom is his
and he knows why things
like this happen


and sure he would never have made me the real God.
me ke?