A couple of updates
Whether you’re single or hooked or dead, you’re never far away from updating what’s going on. Try escaping the “What’s up?” or “Aur kya chal raha hai?” parade and see how much distance you cover. Thankfully, in the online side of things, you can get away with few words — fake or real. They call it the status update.
Here are some that are as much rooted in honesty as you’d like them to be. Feel free to use them according to the circumstances you’re in but don’t forget to remember me when you do so.
Status update: Damaged beyond love.
Status update: Conquered by the infinite magic of words.
Status update: “I’m seeing people who should be dead and gone.”
Status update: Mistaken and forgiven.
Status update: Fully committed to regrets.
Status update: Comfortable with each other’s typos.
Status update: Lonely weekdays. Lonelier weekends.
Status update: Alive and not-so-kicking.
Status update: Leaving it up for a change.
Status update: *speaking in asterisks*
Status update: Uncomplicated af.
Status update: Walking slowly towards something that won’t run away.
Status update: *discussing everything except bowel movement*
Status update: Potentially stupid and disturbingly delighted.
Status update: Terms and conditions NOT subject to change.
Status update: Very happy but secretly
Status update: Falling in like with you.
Status update: Po da.
Status update: Emoticonned and how!
Status update: Running around in dark circles.
Status update: Waiting for snowfall in Delhi NCR.
Status update: Occupying that rent-free space in your mind.
Status update: Greying at the speed of age.
Status update: Lost and found on Google.
Status update: Enjoying a great hair week.
Status update: Dying to be struck by awesome ideas.
Status update: Going down on the book at hand.
Status update: Only 5 episodes of House away from performing critical surgeries and dismissing Lupus.
Status update: Facebooked.
Status update: *typing*
Status update: *still typing*
That’s all for now as well as never.
