Rumiyat
Everything the celebrated poet should have said but somehow didn’t.
“Internet sucks.”
“Why am I roofless?”
“Shut up and read.”
“I’m drunk but I am NOT going home.”
“I wanted to but I didn’t say this.”
“Stop putting mouths into my words!”
“Who are you? How do you unknow me?”
“Everyday is a fucking struggle… even after you die.”
“I hope Leonardo DiCaprio portrays me in a biopic someday.”
“I’m neither an Afghan nor a Farsi or a Turk. I belong to the Internet. Long live WiFI!”
“You’re more than just a screenshot.”
“Hmmmmmm….”
“Gareeb hona paap hai.”
“Find a balance or fuck off.”
“Make sure you switch off the buttons before leaving home.”
“I repeat. I never said this.”
“Monday sucks.”
“Kuch bhi.”
In conclusion, i must say that more than half of the world problems would be solved automatically if everyone read Rumi, watched Fight Club and listened to Eminem.
