Three’s the charm
One’s lonely. Two’s gossip. Three’s trouble. Four’s porny. So on and so forth.
Just kidding.
Moving on, the original three magical words were supposed to start with I and end with U. I thought that’s drab and cheesy so i started working on alternatives and this is the pile of bullshit that i’ve come up with so far.
“I believe you.”
“Koi baat nahi.” (It is okay.)
“Galti ho gayi!” (Sorry, my bad.)
“Are you hungry?” (The answer is always yes.)
“Manpande kulle eer.” (Please shut up — in Tulu.)
“I told you!”
“Let it be.”
“I don’t care.”
“Allah O’ Akbar.”
“Amma was right.”
“Fark nahi padta.” (It doesn’t matter.)
“Gharwale nahi maanenge.” (Family won’t agree.)
“Please go away.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Pata nahi, yaar.” (I don’t know.)
“Delete your account.”
“Humans are crazy.”
“Public bohot maaregi.” (People can lynch.)
“Agenda kya hai?” (What’s your agenda?)
That’s all for now. May the magic continue!
I love you too.
