To don’t or not to don’t

I’m 29 and less than five months away from turning 30. And still, there are SO MANY THINGS that i’ve not done yet.

• learn to drive
• be sure about my signature
• see/touch snow
• fuck herpetophobia
• sleep like a baby
• shave
• get into a fight
• write a book/script
• have a career
• block someone on Twitter
• participate in full marathon
• last longer than Ron Jeremy
• publish hidden poems
• visit Europe/Americas
• play violin
• speak Urdu/French fluently
• take yoga seriously
• drink/smoke/drugs/orgy etc
• overcome gastronomical issues
• adopt/raise a dog
• read all the collected books
• watch all the downloaded movies
• ejaculate creativity
• argue instead of smile
• teach college students
• watch Liverpool at Anfield
• make dad retire
• become VERY healthy
• turn into a farmer
• become a shepherd
• get crucified
• become a messiah