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Jenny knew that art was dead. Her paintings of high praise were reduced to speculative assets, which were used in money laundering schemes and…
Jimmy is a clock swallower. He does as his title implies. There are 473 clock swallowers in the world. They have a strict…
Yesterday, a sparrow landed on a brick wall close to where I was dining al fresco. My waitress set down a plate of enchiladas rancheras…
the philanthropist
McKenzie Van Der Muter’s Hapsburg jaw wasn’t discussed at the foundation. What…
you go to the part of town that’s too cool for you. the part of town that’s always vacant during burning man. the…
NOTE: I was super drunk when I wrote this, and I’m super drunk still, now that I’m posting it. I apologize for…
Sandy told herself the stories that got her to the top of the building. They weren’t too unlike the stories…
