Shanghaiist’s top 10 moments in nudity of 2017

Good nudity, bad nudity, we saw it all and then some in 2017

10) Bikini-wearing ‘reporter’ becomes center of attention at Beijing’s annual ‘Naked Run’

Once again, there was a notable lack of nudity at Beijing’s annual “Naked Run,” allowing this woman in a bikini to steal the show.

9) To avoid getting dirt on his clothes, thief strips naked before sneaking onto people’s property

Police told reporters that it was easy to catch the thief because you could clearly see him in surveillance footage.

8) Statue of man taking a piss gets covered up in Shanghai after parents raise a ruckus

Everybody’s a critic.

7) Dumb thief gets naked to sneak into hamburger shop, steals 800 yuan and an apron

To cover his tracks before leaving, the man did end up covering one of the security cams. We have no idea how investigators will ever identify him now.

6) Mall worker accidentally treats Ningbo shoppers to 5 minutes of porn on giant LED screen

Why you shouldn’t watch porn at work.

5) Flood knocks down modesty wall around hot spring, doesn’t stop uncles from bathing in the nude

This turned out to be an issue for those who do not want to see old man ass on their daily commute.

4) Woman runs into ex-husband at mall who tells her he paid for all her clothes, so she strips nude

She certainly showed him a thing or two.

3) Naked dude nonchalantly tries to buy Nanning Metro ticket, forgets to bring any cash

Don’t you hate it when you forget your wallet in your pants?

2) Naked guy spotted taking a ride on Hong Kong’s MTR wearing only a pair of crocs

In his defense, it was a rather hot summer.

1) Extremely risqué ‘Heart-shaped Boob Challenge’ titillates Chinese internet

Just when you thought you had seen it all, the Chinese internet comes up with a new and titillating “challenge.”