Uncle sticks meter-long cell phone cable up his peehole, can’t pull it back out again
In his defense, his prostate was extremely itchy
In a cautionary tale for us all, a 60-year-old uncle in Dalian stuck a meter-long cell phone cord up his urethra recently, but was shocked to find that he was unable to pull it back out again.
The uncle suffers from an inflamed and itchy prostate. Unable to bear the irritation anymore, he decided that the only way to get the relief he so desired was to insert the cord he used to charge his cell phone up his peehole.
While the cord actually slid in rather easily, the man soon discovered that he was unable to pull it back out and was forced to go to the hospital for help.
Knews reports that following a scan, doctors found that the cord had become knotted up inside his bladder. The harder the man pulled on the cord, the worse the situation became — with the foreign object already causing some internal bleeding.
Thankfully, in a delicate operation, doctors were able to remove the cord before it did any serious damage.
Afterward, the patient confessed that while he had washed the cord before sticking it up his peehole, he had not thought to disinfect it.
He added that he wouldn’t dare do such a thing again, saying, “I have learned my lesson.”
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