The 5 Types of Choke A Bitch
The trend set by Hollywood and Daddy memes.
I’ll be honest, this meme is as old as humanity. And no it is not derogated towards women. Though the word bitch is primarily denoted towards a person who is annoying as hell and will get stomped for it.
The actual origin of the meme is still unknown. Probably, because there aren’t any time stamps for it. Only some notable samples are on the Urban dictionary as a term coined by Donald Trump on his show “The Apprentice” even though bosses used it all the time before.
The meme has become a fan favourite and is used whenever someone pisses you off. You choke that bitch, and teach it a lesson. Predominantly used for pussies, who diss you.
It is something of a taboo subject in most parts of the world. Its uses are varied and people of all ages use it. Here are a few ways people use it based on the demographics.
Parents use it to teach their kids a lesson.
Remember the time your dad came home from a tiring day at work. And you just ran towards him, with joy. But he choked you in anger. Or the time you broke the vase and your mum decided to teach you a lesson.
Parents choke their children to teach them that they will be held responsible. Mostly it results in them beating the shit out of them.
Which is a bad way to go about things but when the going gets tough. The slipper flies in the air and lands at your face.
When you piss your parents off, just run out of the house. Hurry! or else.
Elders use it to release the stress.
You know old people are already tired of life. Because of the problems that come with old age. Patience is a virtue but is completely non-existent when it comes to people making a ruckus.
Especially when it comes to children. Not all old people are assholes but some of them just don’t have patience when it comes to noise.
So always be mindful of people, and do not tempt them to become furious. Or else the stick will fly towards your behind. It definitely will go inside you, the experience isn’t beautiful.
Mind yourself.
Couples use it to dismiss stress.
And who doesn’t like to choke each other while having sex?
It’s the best way to have fun and yeah. Bitches like it rough. They want you to be their Michael Myers instead of their daddy.
No kidding, everybody wants it rough these days. Just be mindful when says no. And don’t take it seriously.
Or else you might choke a bitch for real boo.
Read her lips, and slowly choke her fantasies into reality.
Children use it while fighting as its easier to get a hold of.
Kids these days are in that retro hype shit.
With the damn polaroids and cusses on high. Yeah, I ratted you Instagram junkies out. Some of these yippy Kaye yay mothapuckas use it because they are too physically weak to punch the other.
One of the many reasons why they do it is because they are not strong. Its easier to just choke the other until one faints.
P.S don’t try this at home, better to land a blow to the balls than to joke a bitch. Take the extra time to formulate an escape and run away.
Teachers use it to teach these young morons a lesson.
Classrooms can get out of hand.
In times of noise and hardship, one just has to ask this ultimate question.
“will you have to choke a bitch?”
Yomi sensi and other teachers please have patience but if you still can’t get the little fucker to shut up. Well, may the odds be in bitch’s favour?
Final Words Of Encouragement
In the end when you’re pissed and all hell gets loose. You just have to pray to God that you control the urge to not choke a bitch. It’s hard to do just that when you’re so frustrated.
It gets easier, make a meme about choking a bitch while you choke a bitch and you’ll be fine.
P.S don’t choke a bitch now, cuz that’s called assault. Halloween’s over.
But make a meme in photoshop to dissipate that stress. Cuz who doesn’t want to enjoy doing something creative.
Peace.
