4 Versatile Work-from-Home Staples for Your Apocalypse Bunker
Just because The End has finally arrived and you’re now living in a series of small underground tunnels doesn’t mean that you have an excuse not to werk. Stay comfy and ready for anything in our productivity-conducive athleisure staples as you draft your plans for World 2.0; once the air can again support human life, you’ll be happy you didn’t let your ambition take a holiday.
A Light, Loose-Fitting Cotton Blouse
A light cotton blouse lasts for years and puts a casually professional twist on any outfit, whether you’re journaling over coffee or fending off perimeter attacks by the mole people. Tuck into quick-drying linen pants and finish with a thin leather belt for a look that says “I’ve got PhDs in fashion and survival violence.”
A Bad-Mood Hoodie
Sometimes you just need me-time, especially when you’re indefinitely trapped in a small series of tunnels with four other human families and the occasional mole person family. A bad mood hoodie keeps you warm and cozy while signaling to the other survivors to back off during the precious few moments you get to enjoy the post-apocalyptic sudoku that is repairing the oxygen re-circulator.
A Non-Restrictive Sports Bra
These tunnels can get pretty humid, so keep chafing to a minimum with a gently supportive sports bra as you spend day in, day out maintaining life-support systems and developing increasingly elaborate defense protocols. After all, if the mole people show signs of evolving in response to their environment, shouldn’t your choice of bra?
Yoga Pants
Constructed from durable material that moves with you, yoga pants are appropriate for work, sleep and protecting your legs when it’s your turn to clear the radioactive fluke worms out of the filtration tank. On top of that, they dry quickly so you don’t have to worry about chafing or chapping as you burrow your way through a tunnel collapse.
Stay Vigilant in these Versatile Staples
Don’t let the end of civilization be the end of your go-getter attitude. Stick with these four all-purpose styles and you’ll be ready to conquer the world as soon as it’s safe to breathe again.
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